Kung Fury: Tank you!
Kung Fury: In the 1940's, Hitler was a Kung Fu champion. He was so good at Kung Fu, that he decided to change his name to Kung Führer.
Kung Fury: What the hell happened?
Hacker Man: I hacked away all of your bullet wounds Kung Fury.
Hoff 9000: Did anyone ever tell you not to hassle the Hoff 9000?
Thor: Stop! Hammer time. (Thor megnyitja az időkaput Mjölnirrel)
Kung Fury: I'm disarming you.